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Deadpan cooking-show parody Short for a cold-comedy channel: a completely serious chef demonstrates how to "make ice from scratch." Zero jokes acknowledged, zero smiling — the humor IS the seriousness

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Tonight, we're making ice. From scratch. Step one. I measure room-temperature water with unnecessary precision. Cold water would be showing off. Trust the process. Preheat the freezer. Then I tap the tray for luck. It does nothing. Four hours later. I plate one cube like a tasting menu. It starts melting immediately. Beautiful. Perishable. Like everything.

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