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He Cited Federal Law to Avoid Cooking Dinner

A husband tries to use federal prison reform logic to escape cooking duty — and his wife delivers the most legally compliant response possible: a single unbuttered slice of white bread.

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A husband tries to use federal prison reform logic to escape cooking duty — and his wife delivers the most legally compliant response possible: a single unbuttered slice of white bread.

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She's scrubbing pans on a Tuesday. He hasn't moved. He says feeding him isn't a choice. It's a legal obligation. Under federal corrections guidelines — all prisoners eat three meals a day. She stops scrubbing. Walks to the pantry. One slice of white bread. No butter. Lands on his plate.

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